So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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