You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just pynch a tree in the face
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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