well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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