How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
please come you make the beer taste better
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
