lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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