i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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