I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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