i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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