It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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