3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I woke up under a house in Key West
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