But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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