if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
