Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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