what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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