I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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