Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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