I will die if light touches me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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