Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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