She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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