Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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