Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You pole danced in your parka.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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