i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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