She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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