OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I FOUND THE LEGS
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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