Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
