We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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