Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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