My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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