Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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