god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You left your phone here
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