oh god the rape fog is back!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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