I think scott just propositioned me for sex
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
