Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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