And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
did i walk over a car last night?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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