About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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