lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I bet he comes in French.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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