I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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