maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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