we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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