check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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