So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Randomize
