Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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