3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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