Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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