I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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