Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Randomize
