How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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