so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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