She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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