go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she looked like the before picture.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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