Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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