Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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