That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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