i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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