I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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