We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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