I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
how does that bad decision feel?
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