Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Someone shattered a urinal.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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