Already got asked if we're dating
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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