Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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