I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
It was confusing and full of hummus
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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