Im at strip club and am horny
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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